Okay, so I want to say I'd do something realistic and historically accurate but really...it would just be cliche crack. Steve hits Danny over the head, drags him back to the cave as his mate. Danny wakes up to find Steve making pictograms in the cave walls and bitches that he's messing up perfectly good walls. They have a cavegument after which Steve stalks out but brings back a deer for dinner to make it up to Danny. They grill out deer steaks and then fuck like bunnies. The end.
3. The one where Danny and Steve host a sleepover party for Grace's 13th birthday.
Grace sighed. "Just try not to do anything embarrassing."
"Embarrassing?" Danny turned to Steve. "Did you hear that? Our daughter thinks we're going to embarrass her in front of her friends. Can you believe that?"
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Okay, so I want to say I'd do something realistic and historically accurate but really...it would just be cliche crack. Steve hits Danny over the head, drags him back to the cave as his mate. Danny wakes up to find Steve making pictograms in the cave walls and bitches that he's messing up perfectly good walls. They have a cavegument after which Steve stalks out but brings back a deer for dinner to make it up to Danny. They grill out deer steaks and then fuck like bunnies. The end.
3. The one where Danny and Steve host a sleepover party for Grace's 13th birthday.
Grace sighed. "Just try not to do anything embarrassing."
"Embarrassing?" Danny turned to Steve. "Did you hear that? Our daughter thinks we're going to embarrass her in front of her friends. Can you believe that?"