H50 Fic - Direct Message

[shinysylver]

Title: Direct Message
Author:shinysylver
Characters/Pairing: Steve/Danny
Word Count: 539
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own Hawaii Five-0.
Warning: none
Summary: Steve and Danny need to learn how to use a direct message...
Author's Note: kink_bingo 2011: Phone Sex/Epistolary . Since I've already done phone sex I decided to write Twitter porn. Yeah. Twitter porn.





Smoothdog50
Morning Swim!

Surfercop
Swells are really firing today.

Jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 @surfercop Do you two really get up this early? #insane

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 You’re up too. #hypocrite

Jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 The phone woke me up. It keeps beeping when you twit.

chinhokelly
@jerseyboy3 I think you mean tweet.

jerseyboy3
@chinhokelly No I really did mean twit. Steve is a twit.

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Just turn off the alerts and go back to sleep. #lazy #grumpy

**

smoothdog50
I can’t believe they sent the wrong part again! Damn internet.

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 I told you not to buy stuff online. #youneverlisten

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Hey what are you doing right now? Want to come over? #bored

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 I can’t. I’m catching up on your paperwork.

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Paperwork? But it’s our day off.

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 You literally dropped an anvil on a perp yesterday. Do you know how much paperwork that makes? #looneytunes

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Come on. It’s raining. What am I supposed to do all afternoon?

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 Your own paperwork? #amancandream

surfercop
@smoothdog50 You can come to the movies with me and @scrtagentgirl.

smoothdog50
@surfercop @scrtagentgirl What are you going to see?

surfercop
@smoothdog50 I don’t know. @scrtagentgirl won’t tell me. #badsign

smoothdog50
@surfercop I think I’ll pass.

**

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Are you done yet? #Horny

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 What the hell?

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 If you don’t come over here soon I’ll start without you. #bringlube

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 You are insane. This is public do you know that? People see this. #animal

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 So are you coming? #imnaked

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 Steven! This is entirely inappropriate. #yesimonmyway

**

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Where are you? #ineedyourcock

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 You can’t say things like that when I’m stuck in traffic. #sohard

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 You could touch yourself. #iam #thinkingofyou

chinhokelly
@smoothdog50 @jerseyboy3 You know you could DM this to each other. #fortheloveofallthatisholy #please

caliwldgrrl
@smoothdog50 What the hell! I’m going to unfollow you. I’m your sister for heaven’s sake. #scarred

jerseyboy3
@caliwldgrrl @chinhokelly I am so sorry.

smoothdog50
@caliwldgrrl @chinhokelly Sorry.

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Where were we? #imfingeringmyself

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 I can’t even. That was your sister. #mortified

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Come on Danny. She drunk tweets her hookups all the time. #dontbemad

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Danny?

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Are you ignoring me?

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 For heaven’s sake, I was driving. #aboutaninch #youaresoneedy

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 I need you.

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 You are such a goof. I’m right here. #ineedyoutoo

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 …are you really fingering yourself? #howareyoutyping

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Three fingers. #wishitwasyourcock #imtalented

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 Three? Would it be wrong to use the sirens? #lookwhoimasking

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 This certainly feels like an emergency to me. #imuptofourfingers

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 I wonder if I could take your fist? #prettyloose

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 You are going to be the death of me. #thatssohot #icantwaittofuckyou

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 But it’ll be a good death right?

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 The very best. I’m turning on the lights. Be there in five. #desperate

**

surfercop
@smoothdog50 That movie was pretty good. You really missed out.

smoothdog50
@surfercop That’s okay @jerseycop3 came over and kept me company. #igotlaid #threetimes

caliwldgrrl
@smoothdog Seriously Steve, I really am unfollowing you this time. #iwasadopted

Comments

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Hee! The user names were fun! :D

Thanks for reading!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

:D

[d_odyssey.livejournal.com]

Hilarious! So funny, poor Mary and Chin scarred for life. lol!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

So scarred. :D

Thanks for reading!

[theellibu.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, best thing ever!! *wipes tears* XD

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks! :D

[moon-foot.livejournal.com]

My laughter may have woken someone up but it was totally worth it.

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

LOL. Who needs to sleep in anyway? I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D

[moon-foot.livejournal.com]

pffft sleep? whats that?
I enjoyed it twice as much when I realised I rec'd a twitter based fic on twitter :D

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks for the rec then. :D

[moon-foot.livejournal.com]

anytime :)

[shadynaiad.livejournal.com]

Oh you wrote twitterpron I love you.

[shadynaiad.livejournal.com]

Also, how much do I love your hashtags? #thismuch

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

:D

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Hashtags are the key to good tweets. #loveyoutoo

[shakespherical.livejournal.com]

I am laughing so hars I scared my cats! Too funny!

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

that was HILARIOUS! lol! and omg, poor Mary!! #commiserates

[gritsinmisery.livejournal.com]

The tags totes make this. I mean, the tweets themselves are brilliant, but the tags bring it up to a whole new level of WTIME.

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Hee! She is scarred for life. Thanks for reading! :D

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

The secret to a good tweet is the hashtag. :D

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for reading!

[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

OH BOYS.

You know you could DM this to each other. #fortheloveofallthatisholy #please

♥Chin♥

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Hee! Chin is so long suffering. So long suffering.

Thanks for reading! :D

[finduilas-clln.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. This? Is made of win!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D