H50 Fic - Direct Message

[shinysylver]

Title: Direct Message
Author:shinysylver
Characters/Pairing: Steve/Danny
Word Count: 539
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own Hawaii Five-0.
Warning: none
Summary: Steve and Danny need to learn how to use a direct message...
Author's Note: kink_bingo 2011: Phone Sex/Epistolary . Since I've already done phone sex I decided to write Twitter porn. Yeah. Twitter porn.





Smoothdog50
Morning Swim!

Surfercop
Swells are really firing today.

Jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 @surfercop Do you two really get up this early? #insane

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 You’re up too. #hypocrite

Jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 The phone woke me up. It keeps beeping when you twit.

chinhokelly
@jerseyboy3 I think you mean tweet.

jerseyboy3
@chinhokelly No I really did mean twit. Steve is a twit.

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Just turn off the alerts and go back to sleep. #lazy #grumpy

**

smoothdog50
I can’t believe they sent the wrong part again! Damn internet.

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 I told you not to buy stuff online. #youneverlisten

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Hey what are you doing right now? Want to come over? #bored

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 I can’t. I’m catching up on your paperwork.

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Paperwork? But it’s our day off.

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 You literally dropped an anvil on a perp yesterday. Do you know how much paperwork that makes? #looneytunes

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Come on. It’s raining. What am I supposed to do all afternoon?

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 Your own paperwork? #amancandream

surfercop
@smoothdog50 You can come to the movies with me and @scrtagentgirl.

smoothdog50
@surfercop @scrtagentgirl What are you going to see?

surfercop
@smoothdog50 I don’t know. @scrtagentgirl won’t tell me. #badsign

smoothdog50
@surfercop I think I’ll pass.

**

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Are you done yet? #Horny

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 What the hell?

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 If you don’t come over here soon I’ll start without you. #bringlube

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 You are insane. This is public do you know that? People see this. #animal

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 So are you coming? #imnaked

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 Steven! This is entirely inappropriate. #yesimonmyway

**

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Where are you? #ineedyourcock

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 You can’t say things like that when I’m stuck in traffic. #sohard

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 You could touch yourself. #iam #thinkingofyou

chinhokelly
@smoothdog50 @jerseyboy3 You know you could DM this to each other. #fortheloveofallthatisholy #please

caliwldgrrl
@smoothdog50 What the hell! I’m going to unfollow you. I’m your sister for heaven’s sake. #scarred

jerseyboy3
@caliwldgrrl @chinhokelly I am so sorry.

smoothdog50
@caliwldgrrl @chinhokelly Sorry.

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Where were we? #imfingeringmyself

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 I can’t even. That was your sister. #mortified

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Come on Danny. She drunk tweets her hookups all the time. #dontbemad

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Danny?

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Are you ignoring me?

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 For heaven’s sake, I was driving. #aboutaninch #youaresoneedy

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 I need you.

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 You are such a goof. I’m right here. #ineedyoutoo

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 …are you really fingering yourself? #howareyoutyping

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Three fingers. #wishitwasyourcock #imtalented

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 Three? Would it be wrong to use the sirens? #lookwhoimasking

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 This certainly feels like an emergency to me. #imuptofourfingers

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 I wonder if I could take your fist? #prettyloose

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 You are going to be the death of me. #thatssohot #icantwaittofuckyou

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 But it’ll be a good death right?

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 The very best. I’m turning on the lights. Be there in five. #desperate

**

surfercop
@smoothdog50 That movie was pretty good. You really missed out.

smoothdog50
@surfercop That’s okay @jerseycop3 came over and kept me company. #igotlaid #threetimes

caliwldgrrl
@smoothdog Seriously Steve, I really am unfollowing you this time. #iwasadopted

Comments

[somehowunbroken]

Cannot. Stop. Laughing. :D :D :D Poor Mary, omg!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

She is scarred for life. So scarred. :D

Thanks for reading!

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

:D

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[sgflutegirl.livejournal.com]

Oh wow!! I so needed that. Just watched a sad movie. Loved this!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Glad it helped! Thanks for reading!

[k-lyn32.livejournal.com]

I love this entirely too much!!!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

You can't possibly love it too much. ;)

Thanks for reading!

[black_sluggard]

Mary stole the fic. lol

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

She did have to have the last word...

Thanks for reading!

[jinx37kat.livejournal.com]

Great last line!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[galadriel34.livejournal.com]

LOL and LOL and LOL :) omg my belly is hurt :) Poor Mary :)

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

She is scarred for life. :D

Thanks for reading!

[evening-spirit.livejournal.com]

Absolutely fan-fraking-tastic. :)))

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[ladytygereyez.livejournal.com]

Oh dear Lord, this is hysterical!! I need to see more of this. *giggle*

Thank you so very much for sharing.

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for reading!

[qblackheart.livejournal.com]

HOMG! That was brilliant!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[fuflowers.livejournal.com]

This. Is. Hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for readying!

[hildejohanne.livejournal.com]

Hysterically funny! :D

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[forcellari.livejournal.com]

O M G!! So freaking hilarious! :D Best use of Twitter ever. #furreals

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm glad you enjoyed it! Wouldn't you just love to follow them? #ifonly

[mickey-sixx.livejournal.com]

The #imtalented hashtag? FUCKING PRICELESS <3<3<3

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[lasamy.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH I have tears. LOL amazing!!!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[theeverdream.livejournal.com]

Steven! This is entirely inappropriate. #yesimonmyway

Heheheeee!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

:D

[donna mezza (from livejournal.com)]

That is so hilarious. I love it. Everyone reading how desperate Steve is for Danny.

You are fantastic x

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[clau-mol.livejournal.com]

LMAO this is amazing, thanks for the laughs, I wanna follow them on twitter XD

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

I do too! It would be hilarious. And hot!

Thanks for reading! I'm glad I could make you laugh. :D

[swas.livejournal.com]

hahaha! Very cool ^^

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[haldoor.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMFAO

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

:D

[gyri.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha!! This was brilliant!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D

[starbuckssue.livejournal.com]

That was excellent! So funny, you had me laughing all the way through...poor Mary, and Chin and Kono are never going to let them live this down!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

I dunno...I'm not sure if Kono minds so much... ;)

Thanks for reading! I'm glad I could give you a few laughs. :D

[mystic-jc.livejournal.com]

#LMAO !!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

:D

[seleneheart]

*giggling madly now* Very cute!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D

[bfive0.livejournal.com]

LMAO And the thing is: I can totally see Steve tweeting those stuff xD And the usernames xD Oh god!!!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Hee! The user names were fun! :D

Thanks for reading!