H50 Fic - Direct Message

[shinysylver]

Title: Direct Message
Author:shinysylver
Characters/Pairing: Steve/Danny
Word Count: 539
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own Hawaii Five-0.
Warning: none
Summary: Steve and Danny need to learn how to use a direct message...
Author's Note: kink_bingo 2011: Phone Sex/Epistolary . Since I've already done phone sex I decided to write Twitter porn. Yeah. Twitter porn.





Smoothdog50
Morning Swim!

Surfercop
Swells are really firing today.

Jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 @surfercop Do you two really get up this early? #insane

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 You’re up too. #hypocrite

Jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 The phone woke me up. It keeps beeping when you twit.

chinhokelly
@jerseyboy3 I think you mean tweet.

jerseyboy3
@chinhokelly No I really did mean twit. Steve is a twit.

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Just turn off the alerts and go back to sleep. #lazy #grumpy

**

smoothdog50
I can’t believe they sent the wrong part again! Damn internet.

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 I told you not to buy stuff online. #youneverlisten

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Hey what are you doing right now? Want to come over? #bored

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 I can’t. I’m catching up on your paperwork.

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Paperwork? But it’s our day off.

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 You literally dropped an anvil on a perp yesterday. Do you know how much paperwork that makes? #looneytunes

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Come on. It’s raining. What am I supposed to do all afternoon?

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 Your own paperwork? #amancandream

surfercop
@smoothdog50 You can come to the movies with me and @scrtagentgirl.

smoothdog50
@surfercop @scrtagentgirl What are you going to see?

surfercop
@smoothdog50 I don’t know. @scrtagentgirl won’t tell me. #badsign

smoothdog50
@surfercop I think I’ll pass.

**

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Are you done yet? #Horny

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 What the hell?

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 If you don’t come over here soon I’ll start without you. #bringlube

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 You are insane. This is public do you know that? People see this. #animal

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 So are you coming? #imnaked

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 Steven! This is entirely inappropriate. #yesimonmyway

**

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 Where are you? #ineedyourcock

jerseyboy3
@smoothdog50 You can’t say things like that when I’m stuck in traffic. #sohard

smoothdog50
@jerseyboy3 You could touch yourself. #iam #thinkingofyou

chinhokelly
@smoothdog50 @jerseyboy3 You know you could DM this to each other. #fortheloveofallthatisholy #please

caliwldgrrl
@smoothdog50 What the hell! I’m going to unfollow you. I’m your sister for heaven’s sake. #scarred

jerseyboy3
@caliwldgrrl @chinhokelly I am so sorry.

smoothdog50
@caliwldgrrl @chinhokelly Sorry.

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Where were we? #imfingeringmyself

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 I can’t even. That was your sister. #mortified

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Come on Danny. She drunk tweets her hookups all the time. #dontbemad

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Danny?

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Are you ignoring me?

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 For heaven’s sake, I was driving. #aboutaninch #youaresoneedy

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 I need you.

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 You are such a goof. I’m right here. #ineedyoutoo

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 …are you really fingering yourself? #howareyoutyping

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 Three fingers. #wishitwasyourcock #imtalented

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 Three? Would it be wrong to use the sirens? #lookwhoimasking

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 This certainly feels like an emergency to me. #imuptofourfingers

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 I wonder if I could take your fist? #prettyloose

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 You are going to be the death of me. #thatssohot #icantwaittofuckyou

smoothdog50
d @jerseyboy3 But it’ll be a good death right?

jerseyboy3
d @smoothdog50 The very best. I’m turning on the lights. Be there in five. #desperate

**

surfercop
@smoothdog50 That movie was pretty good. You really missed out.

smoothdog50
@surfercop That’s okay @jerseycop3 came over and kept me company. #igotlaid #threetimes

caliwldgrrl
@smoothdog Seriously Steve, I really am unfollowing you this time. #iwasadopted

Comments

[ecelectricity.livejournal.com]

Gah! Laughing so hard I'm crying. So clever and fun!!!!!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D

[annabel1984.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!! So Fucking funny!! xx

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[jazzybabe56.livejournal.com]

OMG this was hysterical! I don't know anything about tweeting but now I kind of have an idea.....not sure if I can do it now even tho this is kind of an instruction course in a way.....but soo danged funny!

[flubber2kool.livejournal.com]

FTW I mean seriously. That was just so wonderful. I loved the tags and it was ooooh so funny!

I will never be able to look at twitter the same again.

Thanks for giving me a giggle! :D

[gunslingaaahhh.livejournal.com]

YEEEESSSSSS FGHDLKHSGHHDFKJLHGJHDLDKF

omg yes

[powrhug.livejournal.com]

awesome, very funny

[simplyn2deep.livejournal.com]

omg I'm telling everyone they must read this! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!

[hawaii50fangirl.livejournal.com]

@shinysylver That's hot. I'm not unfollowing you.

[rocsfan.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!!! That is so funny! :D :D I cannot stop lauging!!! You are so talented.

[magicgerbil.livejournal.com]

Bwaaahahahahaha!!!!
God .... &why can I soooo see this??

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad I made you laugh! :D

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I could give you a laugh! Thanks for reading! :D

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad I could give you a laugh! :D

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I'm glad I gave you a laugh! :D

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Hee! Because they are so ridiculous. :D

[maab-connor.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! omg so much love for this fic!

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank you! I'm glad I could make you laugh! :D

[purple-spock.livejournal.com]

This is awesome on so many levels. It's funny and cute, and I LOVE that chin's username is chinhokelly. He is the most awesome man ever. Excellent work on this, it's perfect and very in character for all of them. And hilarious.

[loveinadoorway.livejournal.com]

#iwasadopted!!!!
*rolls on the office floor, wheezing and sputtering and tries to come up with a harmless explanation for the gaping colleagues*

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it! It was a blast to write. :D