Fanfic Meme
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shinysylverI'm bored and need distraction to tide me over until I can go see Harry Potter tonight. So I thought I would steal the meme that's been going around. This particular version was stolen from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
delicatale.
#1 The Hypothetical AU Meme: Give me another time period (Ancient Rome, Regency England, etc.) OR give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, etc.). I will then explain what Hawaii Five-0 story I would write.
#2 YOU pick a scene from one of my Hawaii Five-0 fics that you want to see from another character's perspective. I write it!
#3 Tell me about a Hawaii Five-0 story I haven't written, and I'll give you one sentence from that story.
#4 If you could force me to write anything, what would it be?
#5 The thing is, when people look for stories, they always make it sound like badfic. Now, often that's because it really is badfic, but sometimes it's good and they just suck at describing the story. So, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to summarize badly any one (or more!) of my stories and I'll try to guess which it is. You could even pretend you don't remember the pairing or fandom to make it harder to guess.
delicatale. #1 The Hypothetical AU Meme: Give me another time period (Ancient Rome, Regency England, etc.) OR give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, etc.). I will then explain what Hawaii Five-0 story I would write.
#2 YOU pick a scene from one of my Hawaii Five-0 fics that you want to see from another character's perspective. I write it!
#3 Tell me about a Hawaii Five-0 story I haven't written, and I'll give you one sentence from that story.
#4 If you could force me to write anything, what would it be?
#5 The thing is, when people look for stories, they always make it sound like badfic. Now, often that's because it really is badfic, but sometimes it's good and they just suck at describing the story. So, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to summarize badly any one (or more!) of my stories and I'll try to guess which it is. You could even pretend you don't remember the pairing or fandom to make it harder to guess.
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Date: 2011-07-14 05:20 pm (UTC)3. The one where Danny and Steve host a sleepover party for Grace's 13th birthday.
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Date: 2011-07-14 06:36 pm (UTC)Okay, so I want to say I'd do something realistic and historically accurate but really...it would just be cliche crack. Steve hits Danny over the head, drags him back to the cave as his mate. Danny wakes up to find Steve making pictograms in the cave walls and bitches that he's messing up perfectly good walls. They have a cavegument after which Steve stalks out but brings back a deer for dinner to make it up to Danny. They grill out deer steaks and then fuck like bunnies. The end.
3. The one where Danny and Steve host a sleepover party for Grace's 13th birthday.
Grace sighed. "Just try not to do anything embarrassing."
"Embarrassing?" Danny turned to Steve. "Did you hear that? Our daughter thinks we're going to embarrass her in front of her friends. Can you believe that?"